No Humans Allowed

NHA is a radio show for robots on Kpiss.fm, the golden stream. On it you'll hear vintage synth sounds like italo disco, electro, new beat, early techno, and various genres that end in -wave. You'll hear new music as well, generally inspired by synth sounds of the past.

There are well over 200 episodes of the show streamable in the Kpiss archives. On this site you'll find a gallery of artwork for the show, background info, and lore about things like Club Dongle, our Beach Simulator, and Seamus O'Cyborg.

About the Show

The show was started by DJ Brian Blackout of Lite+Brite during the lockdown of 2020. For the first episode a set of headphones became the makeshift microphone since you couldn't just go out to a store and buy things at that time.